Oregon native Greg Hamilton now lives and writes in Colorado. He has written for the screen, including The Movement (a 2012 Sundance Film Festival Official Selection). His articles and columns have been published in Warren Miller's SnoWorld, Frontier Airlines' Wild Blue Yonder, Park City Magazine, CU-Boulder's Portfolio, and Mental Contagion; his story "The Dance of Making Baby" won the Oregon Arts Foundation's scholarship in creative writing; and so on and so on. Wouldn't you like to know what Greg's into now? No? Alright then.

Greg's a well-heeled world traveler, having circled the globe once and zigzagged quite a lot. He spent a decade with Warren Miller Films after three or four years earning an anthropology degree which followed four years of the usual high school nerdiness, shaped by those nebulous childhood years which featured a certain fondness for rodents.

Are you sure you don't want to visit the Ghost of Greg's Present yet? No?! Alright then. That affinity for furry creatures evolved into a pet rat, which spawned a State-finalist speech on rats, then a column about bats, and all of a sudden Greg became the neighborhood authority on the world's only flying mammals and other such denizens of caves and burrows. Hence Airplane Mouse, or hikoki nezumi, his early novice attempt at a Japanese word for "bat."

Along the way Greg continued to hone his ability to divert otherwise functional paragraphs, exasperating his readers so that they eventually submit to his insistence that he explain what he's up to now. And that would, of course, lead them to wade through Greg's bog or visit his published clips.